Post-Hot-Potato Update:

At 8:00 a.m. on the morning of April 19th, 7 Jesus figurines began their journey. Throughout the following hours, they would be handed back and forth, stuffed in backpacks, dropped and broken, and in some cases (we can only assume), discarded. By the day's end (5:00 p.m.), only three are accounted for: one on a DAAP fifth floor classroom, one in the DAAP computer lab, and one elsewhere on the UC campus. Reports came in of a 4th being carried down the street, away from the building and towards its new home... Where are the other 4 Jesus'?

We may never know...